
#1 I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.

#2 Friends don't let friends skip leg day.

#3 If I see you bicep curling in the squat rack, I will find you, and I will kill you.

#4 Go to the gym at 4:00 in the morning and you've got the whole gym to yourself.

#5 I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

#6 I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

#7 Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.

#8 No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.

#9 Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.

#10 Bros don't let bros die.

#11 Today was leg day bro.

#12 What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.

#13 Two babies. I'm just kidding. The gym is open.

#14 One does not simply get ripped in 3 weeks.

#15 Part of the good feeling after working out is not having to feel guilty for not working out.
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